Well folks, I think we've been in this long enough to introduce you to Jasmine. From what i could tell of her anatomy, fur, tail, and facial features of Jasmine when I got her, I thought she was a cat. However, after living with her for about 12 years, I have realized she considers herself to be some higher form of human. In an effort to not discourage her in being who she is in life, I am now going along with that concept. The reality of it is that she drinks a lot, is verbally abusive, and really enjoys telling our more "special" dog Luna that she is adopted even though Luna doesn't really understand what that word means. All along Luna thought she was just a dog and now Jasmine is confusing her by telling her this because Luna thinks that A Dopted is a type of animal or something like that. Our other dog, Fatcha is very smart and quick to stand up to Jasmine, but it's only child's play to Jasmine who always walks away unscathed. Mike and I do our best to keep the group organized, but he and I are, after all, only that lesser form of human to her and it is at many points futile. She once told us we could be out of the house by the end of the month if we didn't stop bossing her around. Case CLOSED.... we give up!
Thursday, April 3, 2008
Meet Jasmine....She drinks a lot!
Well folks, I think we've been in this long enough to introduce you to Jasmine. From what i could tell of her anatomy, fur, tail, and facial features of Jasmine when I got her, I thought she was a cat. However, after living with her for about 12 years, I have realized she considers herself to be some higher form of human. In an effort to not discourage her in being who she is in life, I am now going along with that concept. The reality of it is that she drinks a lot, is verbally abusive, and really enjoys telling our more "special" dog Luna that she is adopted even though Luna doesn't really understand what that word means. All along Luna thought she was just a dog and now Jasmine is confusing her by telling her this because Luna thinks that A Dopted is a type of animal or something like that. Our other dog, Fatcha is very smart and quick to stand up to Jasmine, but it's only child's play to Jasmine who always walks away unscathed. Mike and I do our best to keep the group organized, but he and I are, after all, only that lesser form of human to her and it is at many points futile. She once told us we could be out of the house by the end of the month if we didn't stop bossing her around. Case CLOSED.... we give up!
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I think I ran into her last night. Does she hang at that strip joint on NE Sandy and 46th? She offered me a drink- which I took her up on and when I asked for her digits, she smacked me. Those claws are pretty sharp! Shorter leash on this on please.
she drinks a lot? does jasmine have diabetes or renal failure? just curious...
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