Wednesday, April 2, 2008

How I know some men are losers....

Well folks, recently a VERY close friend of mine called and told me she and her boyfriend broke up.  As I heard her story, I started to think of how I might express this one to the world via blog.  There are certain clues that help us to know if the man you are currently seeing is bogus.  #1-He has you build your own fire, INCLUDING bringing in the firewood while you have the flu!  #2-When you are well enough to stagger to the kitchen and get some soup....he hollers out "Hey, get me a beer will you"? #3-He acts childish most of the time and #4-He is overtly jealous of your best girlfriends, but never invites you to hang out with his friends unless you're going to cook for them!   So, I say, good riddance and on to the next hopeful or to some quiet single time where perhaps you get a fish or a cat...you know, something that doesn't talk back!  You're better off without this one my dear!  

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2 comments:

mike said...

ouch... pretty bad on his part!

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Anonymous said...

yes, good riddance I say, If we only could've stepped in sooner.....
i love you!